SEO roast:
why Google ignores you.
Paste your URL. We read your title tag, meta description, heading structure, content depth and crawl signals — then roast the parts that are keeping you off page one.
What the SEO roast reads
Title & meta description
Length, keyword presence, and whether they'd earn a click in a results page.
Heading structure
One clear H1, sane H2s, and whether your headings describe anything searchable.
Content clarity
Whether a crawler — or a human — can tell what the page is about in one pass.
Crawl & index signals
Robots rules, canonical tags, noindex mistakes and sitemap presence.
Technical hygiene
Rendering, response headers, and the framework defaults that leak into production.
Credibility & depth
Thin AI-generated pages get ignored. We flag the ones that read like filler.
Why vibe-coded sites don't rank
AI builders ship beautiful pages with default metadata. Titles like 'Lovable Generated Project', missing descriptions, three H1s, no sitemap, and a homepage that says nothing a person would ever type into Google.
None of that is hard to fix — it's just invisible unless someone points at it. The SEO roast points at it, bluntly, and tells you what to write instead.
Pair it with our blog guides on vibe coding and landing page conversion to build the topical depth Google needs before it takes a new domain seriously.
FAQ
Is this a full SEO audit?
It's an on-page roast: metadata, headings, content clarity, crawl signals and technical hygiene. It doesn't include backlink analysis or keyword rank tracking.
Will fixing these things get me on page one?
On-page fixes remove the reasons Google can ignore you. Ranking still needs content depth and time, but you can't win with a default title tag and no description.
How much does the SEO roast cost?
Free for 5 runs a day. Pro unlocks unlimited runs, deep scans and scheduled re-checks.