Roast my landing page.
Brutally honest, in 30 seconds.
Paste your landing page URL. Our AI grades your design, copy, CTA, credibility, and security — then hands you a shareable scorecard.
What the audit checks
Design polish
Layout, spacing, typography, visual hierarchy — the stuff that makes you look shipped vs. shipped-in-an-hour.
Copy clarity
Does your hero say what you do? Is the value prop specific or another 'AI-powered platform for X'?
CTA strength
Where's the button, what does it say, and is it doing anything?
Credibility signals
Social proof, testimonials, real names, real logos. Or the absence thereof.
Security red flags
Exposed API keys, leaked env vars, missing headers, boilerplate tells.
Vibe-coded fingerprints
Lovable/Bolt/v0 defaults, untouched shadcn, placeholder Lorem.
FAQ
How do I roast my landing page?
Paste the URL above, hit Audit It, and in about 30 seconds you'll get a full scorecard.
Is it really free?
Yes — 5 audits a day, no signup. Pro unlocks unlimited plus deep scans.
What's the vibe score?
A 0–100 weighted score across design, copy, CTA, credibility, and security. Higher = fewer things to be embarrassed about.