Roast my website.
No mercy, no signup.
Paste any URL and our AI tears through your design, copy, CTA, credibility and security — then hands you a 0–100 vibe score and a shareable scorecard.
What the roast covers
Design polish
Layout, spacing, typography and hierarchy — whether the page reads as shipped or as generated in an hour and never touched.
Copy clarity
Does the hero say what you actually do, or is it another 'AI-powered platform for modern teams'?
CTA strength
Where the button is, what it says, and whether it asks for anything real.
Credibility signals
Testimonials, logos, screenshots, numbers — real proof or the total absence of it.
Security red flags
Exposed API keys, leaked env vars, missing security headers, open buckets, boilerplate tells.
Vibe-coded fingerprints
Lovable, Bolt, v0 and Next.js defaults, untouched shadcn components, placeholder copy left in production.
Why a website roast beats a checklist
Most website feedback is polite and useless. Friends say it looks great. A generic checklist tells you to 'improve your value proposition'. Neither one tells you the specific sentence that's costing you signups.
A roast does. We read your live page after JavaScript renders, pull the real headings, buttons, proof elements and meta, run a passive technical scan, then have the model call out exactly what's weak — in language you'll remember.
Every roast comes with per-metric scores, so you know whether your problem is design, copy, the call to action, missing credibility, or a security issue you shipped by accident. Fix the two lowest metrics and re-run it.
FAQ
How do I get my website roasted?
Paste your URL above and hit Roast It. In about 30 seconds you get an AI critique, a 0–100 vibe score across five metrics, and a shareable scorecard image.
Is the website roast free?
Yes — 5 roasts per day are free with no signup. Pro is $9.99/month for unlimited roasts, deep scans and scheduled re-scans.
Will the roast be mean?
It's funny and blunt, but every joke is tied to something we actually found on your page — a vague headline, a 'Learn more' button, an exposed key, a default font.