The roast
"Security is squeaky clean, so the crime scene is that hero H1: “The euro account you own” got duplicated into a word-collage with “eurodollarSoonpoundSoonyenSoon” like the DOM sneezed. The product sounds refreshingly honest about beta, Monerium, and no deposit insurance, but the page keeps making users assemble the pitch from fridge magnets."
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"Own a euro account with your own IBAN"
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