The roast
"Security is clean, so the crime scene is pure copy: “Ship softwareat the speed of thought” forgot the space while promising telepathy. The page says vibe coding so many times it starts feeling like a legally binding incense subscription, then flexes Cursor, Claude Code, Codex, Windsurf, and OpenClaw on loop like a NASCAR jacket for agents. Strong social proof, but the hero needs one sharper promise, not a swarm of buzzwords opening PRs."
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A rewrite
"Run AI coding agents from one workspace"
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